1IT was the second week in May, in which the three young ladies set out
together from Gracechurch Street for the town of ——, in Hertfordshire;
and, as they drew near the appointed inn where Mr. Bennet’s carriage was
to meet them, they quickly perceived, in token of the coachman’s
punctuality, both Kitty and Lydia looking out of a dining-room upstairs.
2These two girls had been above an hour in the place, happily employed
in visiting an opposite milliner, watching the sentinel on guard, and
dressing a salad and cucumber.
3After welcoming their sisters, they triumphantly displayed a table set
out with such cold meat as an inn larder usually affords, exclaiming,
“Is not this nice? 4is not this an agreeable surprise?”
5“And we mean to treat you all,” added Lydia; “but you must lend us the
money, for we have just spent ours at the shop out there.” 6Then showing
her purchases,—“Look here, I have bought this bonnet. 7I do not think it
is very pretty; but I thought I might as well buy it as not. 8I shall
pull it to pieces as soon as I get home, and see if I can make it up any
better.”
9And when her sisters abused it as ugly, she added, with perfect
unconcern, “Oh, but there were two or three much uglier in the shop; and
when I have bought some prettier-coloured satin to trim it with fresh, I
think it will be very tolerable. 10Besides, it will not much signify what
one wears this summer, after the ——shire have left Meryton, and they
are going in a fortnight.”
11“Are they, indeed?” cried Elizabeth, with the greatest satisfaction.
12“They are going to be encamped near Brighton; and I do so want papa to
take us all there for the summer! 13It would be such a delicious scheme,
and I dare say would hardly cost anything at all. 14Mamma would like to
go, too, of all things! 15Only think what a miserable summer else we shall
have!”
16“Yes,” thought Elizabeth; “that would be a delightful scheme, indeed,
and completely do for us at once. 17Good Heaven! 18Brighton and a whole
campful of soldiers, to us, who have been overset already by one poor
regiment of militia, and the monthly balls of Meryton!”
19“Now I have got some news for you,” said Lydia, as they sat down to
table. 20“What do you think? 21It is excellent news, capital news, and about
a certain person that we all like.”
22Jane and Elizabeth looked at each other, and the waiter was told that he
need not stay. 23Lydia laughed, and said,—
24“Ay, that is just like your formality and discretion. 25You thought the
waiter must not hear, as if he cared! 26I dare say he often hears worse
things said than I am going to say. 27But he is an ugly fellow! 28I am glad
he is gone. 29I never saw such a long chin in my life. 30Well, but now for
my news: it is about dear Wickham; too good for the waiter, is not it?
31There is no danger of Wickham’s marrying Mary King—there’s for you! 32She
is gone down to her uncle at Liverpool; gone to stay. 33Wickham is safe.”
34“And Mary King is safe!” 35added Elizabeth; “safe from a connection
imprudent as to fortune.”
36“She is a great fool for going away, if she liked him.”
37“But I hope there is no strong attachment on either side,” said Jane.
38“I am sure there is not on his. 39I will answer for it, he never cared
three straws about her. 40Who could about such a nasty little freckled
thing?”
41Elizabeth was shocked to think that, however incapable of such
coarseness of expression herself, the coarseness of the sentiment
was little other than her own breast had formerly harboured and fancied
liberal!
42As soon as all had ate, and the elder ones paid, the carriage was
ordered; and, after some contrivance, the whole party, with all their
boxes, workbags, and parcels, and the unwelcome addition of Kitty’s and
Lydia’s purchases, were seated in it.
43“How nicely we are crammed in!” cried Lydia. 44“I am glad I brought my
bonnet, if it is only for the fun of having another band-box! 45Well, now
let us be quite comfortable and snug, and talk and laugh all the way
home. 46And in the first place, let us hear what has happened to you all
since you went away. 47Have you seen any pleasant men? 48Have you had any
flirting? 49I was in great hopes that one of you would have got a husband
before you came back. 50Jane will be quite an old maid soon, I declare.
51She is almost three-and-twenty! 52Lord! 53how ashamed I should be of not
being married before three-and-twenty! 54My aunt Philips wants you so to
get husbands you can’t think. 55She says Lizzy had better have taken Mr.
Collins; but I do not think there would have been any fun in it. 56Lord!
57how I should like to be married before any of you! 58and then I would
chaperon you about to all the balls. 59Dear me! 60we had such a good piece
of fun the other day at Colonel Forster’s! 61Kitty and me were to spend
the day there, and Mrs. Forster promised to have a little dance in the
evening; (by-the-bye, Mrs. Forster and me are such friends!) 62and so
she asked the two Harringtons to come: but Harriet was ill, and so Pen
was forced to come by herself; and then, what do you think we did? 63We
dressed up Chamberlayne in woman’s clothes, on purpose to pass for a
lady,—only think what fun! 64Not a soul knew of it, but Colonel and Mrs.
Forster, and Kitty and me, except my aunt, for we were forced to borrow
one of her gowns; and you cannot imagine how well he looked! 65When Denny,
and Wickham, and Pratt, and two or three more of the men came in, they
did not know him in the least. 66Lord! 67how I laughed! 68and so did Mrs.
Forster. 69I thought I should have died. 70And that made the men suspect
something, and then they soon found out what was the matter.”
71With such kind of histories of their parties and good jokes did Lydia,
assisted by Kitty’s hints and additions, endeavour to amuse her
companions all the way to Longbourn. 72Elizabeth listened as little as she
could, but there was no escaping the frequent mention of Wickham’s name.
73Their reception at home was most kind. 74Mrs. Bennet rejoiced to see Jane
in undiminished beauty; and more than once during dinner did Mr. Bennet
say voluntarily to Elizabeth,——
75“I am glad you are come back, Lizzy.”
76Their party in the dining-room was large, for almost all the Lucases
came to meet Maria and hear the news; and various were the subjects
which occupied them: Lady Lucas was inquiring of Maria, across the
table, after the welfare and poultry of her eldest daughter; Mrs. Bennet
was doubly engaged, on one hand collecting an account of the present
fashions from Jane, who sat some way below her, and on the other,
retailing them all to the younger Miss Lucases; and Lydia, in a voice
rather louder than any other person’s, was enumerating the various
pleasures of the morning to anybody who would hear her.
77“Oh, Mary,” said she, “I wish you had gone with us, for we had such fun!
as we went along Kitty and me drew up all the blinds, and pretended
there was nobody in the coach; and I should have gone so all the way, if
Kitty had not been sick; and when we got to the George, I do think we
behaved very handsomely, for we treated the other three with the nicest
cold luncheon in the world, and if you would have gone, we would have
treated you too. 78And then when we came away it was such fun! 79I thought
we never should have got into the coach. 80I was ready to die of laughter.
81And then we were so merry all the way home! 82we talked and laughed so
loud, that anybody might have heard us ten miles off!”
83To this, Mary very gravely replied, “Far be it from me, my dear sister,
to depreciate such pleasures. 84They would doubtless be congenial with the
generality of female minds. 85But I confess they would have no charms for
me. 86I should infinitely prefer a book.”
87But of this answer Lydia heard not a word. 88She seldom listened to
anybody for more than half a minute, and never attended to Mary at all.
89In the afternoon Lydia was urgent with the rest of the girls to walk to
Meryton, and see how everybody went on; but Elizabeth steadily opposed
the scheme. 90It should not be said, that the Miss Bennets could not be at
home half a day before they were in pursuit of the officers. 91There was
another reason, too, for her opposition. 92She dreaded seeing Wickham
again, and was resolved to avoid it as long as possible. 93The comfort to
her, of the regiment’s approaching removal, was indeed beyond
expression. 94In a fortnight they were to go, and once gone, she hoped
there could be nothing more to plague her on his account.
95She had not been many hours at home, before she found that the Brighton
scheme, of which Lydia had given them a hint at the inn, was under
frequent discussion between her parents. 96Elizabeth saw directly that her
father had not the smallest intention of yielding; but his answers were
at the same time so vague and equivocal, that her mother, though often
disheartened, had never yet despaired of succeeding at last.