1AFTER a week spent in professions of love and schemes of felicity, Mr.
Collins was called from his amiable Charlotte by the arrival of
Saturday. 2The pain of separation, however, might be alleviated on his
side by preparations for the reception of his bride, as he had reason to
hope, that shortly after his next return into Hertfordshire, the day
would be fixed that was to make him the happiest of men. 3He took leave
of his relations at Longbourn with as much solemnity as before; wished
his fair cousins health and happiness again, and promised their father
another letter of thanks.
4On the following Monday, Mrs. Bennet had the pleasure of receiving her
brother and his wife, who came, as usual, to spend the Christmas at
Longbourn. 5Mr. Gardiner was a sensible, gentlemanlike man, greatly
superior to his sister, as well by nature as education. 6The Netherfield
ladies would have had difficulty in believing that a man who lived by
trade, and within view of his own warehouses, could have been so
well-bred and agreeable. 7Mrs. Gardiner, who was several years younger
than Mrs. Bennet and Mrs. Philips, was an amiable, intelligent, elegant
woman, and a great favourite with her Longbourn nieces. 8Between the two
eldest and herself especially, there subsisted a very particular regard.
9They had frequently been staying with her in town.
10The first part of Mrs. Gardiner’s business, on her arrival, was to
distribute her presents and describe the newest fashions. 11When this was
done, she had a less active part to play. 12It became her turn to listen.
13Mrs. Bennet had many grievances to relate, and much to complain of. 14They
had all been very ill-used since she last saw her sister. 15Two of her
girls had been on the point of marriage, and after all there was nothing
in it.
16“I do not blame Jane,” she continued, “for Jane would have got Mr.
Bingley if she could. 17But, Lizzy! 18Oh, sister! 19it is very hard to think
that she might have been Mr. Collins’s wife by this time, had not it
been for her own perverseness. 20He made her an offer in this very room,
and she refused him. 21The consequence of it is, that Lady Lucas will have
a daughter married before I have, and that Longbourn estate is just as
much entailed as ever. 22The Lucases are very artful people, indeed,
sister. 23They are all for what they can get. 24I am sorry to say it of
them, but so it is. 25It makes me very nervous and poorly, to be thwarted
so in my own family, and to have neighbours who think of themselves
before anybody else. 26However, your coming just at this time is the
greatest of comforts, and I am very glad to hear what you tell us of
long sleeves.”
27Mrs. Gardiner, to whom the chief of this news had been given before, in
the course of Jane and Elizabeth’s correspondence with her, made her
sister a slight answer, and, in compassion to her nieces, turned the
conversation.
28When alone with Elizabeth afterwards, she spoke more on the subject.
29“It seems likely to have been a desirable match for Jane,” said she. 30“I
am sorry it went off. 31But these things happen so often! 32A young man,
such as you describe Mr. Bingley, so easily falls in love with a pretty
girl for a few weeks, and, when accident separates them, so easily
forgets her, that these sort of inconstancies are very frequent.”
33“An excellent consolation in its way,” said Elizabeth; “but it will not
do for us. 34We do not suffer by accident. 35It does not often happen
that the interference of friends will persuade a young man of
independent fortune to think no more of a girl whom he was violently in
love with only a few days before.”
36“But that expression of ‘violently in love’ is so hackneyed, so
doubtful, so indefinite, that it gives me very little idea. 37It is as
often applied to feelings which arise only from a half hour’s
acquaintance, as to a real, strong attachment. 38Pray, how violent was
Mr. Bingley’s love?”
39“I never saw a more promising inclination; he was growing quite
inattentive to other people, and wholly engrossed by her. 40Every time
they met, it was more decided and remarkable. 41At his own ball he
offended two or three young ladies by not asking them to dance; and I
spoke to him twice myself without receiving an answer. 42Could there be
finer symptoms? 43Is not general incivility the very essence of love?”
44“Oh, yes! 45of that kind of love which I suppose him to have felt. 46Poor
Jane! 47I am sorry for her, because, with her disposition, she may not get
over it immediately. 48It had better have happened to you, Lizzy; you
would have laughed yourself out of it sooner. 49But do you think she would
be prevailed on to go back with us? 50Change of scene might be of
service—and perhaps a little relief from home may be as useful as
anything.”
51Elizabeth was exceedingly pleased with this proposal, and felt persuaded
of her sister’s ready acquiescence.
52“I hope,” added Mrs. Gardiner, “that no consideration with regard to
this young man will influence her. 53We live in so different a part of
town, all our connections are so different, and, as you well know, we go
out so little, that it is very improbable they should meet at all,
unless he really comes to see her.”
54“And that is quite impossible; for he is now in the custody of his
friend, and Mr. Darcy would no more suffer him to call on Jane in such a
part of London! 55My dear aunt, how could you think of it? 56Mr. Darcy may,
perhaps, have heard of such a place as Gracechurch Street, but he
would hardly think a month’s ablution enough to cleanse him from its
impurities, were he once to enter it; and, depend upon it, Mr. Bingley
never stirs without him.”
57“So much the better. 58I hope they will not meet at all. 59But does not Jane
correspond with his sister? 60She will not be able to help calling.”
61“She will drop the acquaintance entirely.”
62But, in spite of the certainty in which Elizabeth affected to place this
point, as well as the still more interesting one of Bingley’s being
withheld from seeing Jane, she felt a solicitude on the subject which
convinced her, on examination, that she did not consider it entirely
hopeless. 63It was possible, and sometimes she thought it probable, that
his affection might be re-animated, and the influence of his friends
successfully combated by the more natural influence of Jane’s
attractions.
64Miss Bennet accepted her aunt’s invitation with pleasure; and the
Bingleys were no otherwise in her thoughts at the same time than as she
hoped, by Caroline’s not living in the same house with her brother, she
might occasionally spend a morning with her, without any danger of
seeing him.
65The Gardiners stayed a week at Longbourn; and what with the Philipses,
the Lucases, and the officers, there was not a day without its
engagement. 66Mrs. Bennet had so carefully provided for the entertainment
of her brother and sister, that they did not once sit down to a family
dinner. 67When the engagement was for home, some of the officers always
made part of it, of which officers Mr. Wickham was sure to be one; and
on these occasions Mrs. Gardiner, rendered suspicious by Elizabeth’s
warm commendation of him, narrowly observed them both. 68Without supposing
them, from what she saw, to be very seriously in love, their preference
of each other was plain enough to make her a little uneasy; and she
resolved to speak to Elizabeth on the subject before she left
Hertfordshire, and represent to her the imprudence of encouraging such
an attachment.
69To Mrs. Gardiner, Wickham had one means of affording pleasure,
unconnected with his general powers. 70About ten or a dozen years ago,
before her marriage, she had spent a considerable time in that very part
of Derbyshire to which he belonged. 71They had, therefore, many
acquaintance in common; and, though Wickham had been little there since
the death of Darcy’s father, five years before, it was yet in his power
to give her fresher intelligence of her former friends than she had been
in the way of procuring.
72Mrs. Gardiner had seen Pemberley, and known the late Mr. Darcy by
character perfectly well. 73Here, consequently, was an inexhaustible
subject of discourse. 74In comparing her recollection of Pemberley with
the minute description which Wickham could give, and in bestowing her
tribute of praise on the character of its late possessor, she was
delighting both him and herself. 75On being made acquainted with the
present Mr. Darcy’s treatment of him, she tried to remember something of
that gentleman’s reputed disposition, when quite a lad, which might
agree with it; and was confident, at last, that she recollected having
heard Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy formerly spoken of as a very proud,
ill-natured boy.