1WHEN the ladies removed after dinner Elizabeth ran up to her sister, and
seeing her well guarded from cold, attended her into the drawing-room,
where she was welcomed by her two friends with many professions of
pleasure; and Elizabeth had never seen them so agreeable as they were
during the hour which passed before the gentlemen appeared. 2Their powers
of conversation were considerable. 3They could describe an entertainment
with accuracy, relate an anecdote with humour, and laugh at their
acquaintance with spirit.
4But when the gentlemen entered, Jane was no longer the first object;
Miss Bingley’s eyes were instantly turned towards Darcy, and she had
something to say to him before he had advanced many steps. 5He addressed
himself directly to Miss Bennet with a polite congratulation; Mr. Hurst
also made her a slight bow, and said he was “very glad;” but diffuseness
and warmth remained for Bingley’s salutation. 6He was full of joy and
attention. 7The first half hour was spent in piling up the fire, lest she
should suffer from the change of room; and she removed, at his desire,
to the other side of the fireplace, that she might be farther from the
door. 8He then sat down by her, and talked scarcely to anyone else.
9Elizabeth, at work in the opposite corner, saw it all with great
delight.
10When tea was over Mr. Hurst reminded his sister-in-law of the
card-table—but in vain. 11She had obtained private intelligence that Mr.
Darcy did not wish for cards, and Mr. Hurst soon found even his open
petition rejected. 12She assured him that no one intended to play, and the
silence of the whole party on the subject seemed to justify her. 13Mr.
Hurst had, therefore, nothing to do but to stretch himself on one of the
sofas and go to sleep. 14Darcy took up a book. 15Miss Bingley did the same;
and Mrs. Hurst, principally occupied in playing with her bracelets and
rings, joined now and then in her brother’s conversation with Miss
Bennet.
16Miss Bingley’s attention was quite as much engaged in watching Mr.
Darcy’s progress through his book, as in reading her own; and she was
perpetually either making some inquiry, or looking at his page. 17She
could not win him, however, to any conversation; he merely answered her
question and read on. 18At length, quite exhausted by the attempt to be
amused with her own book, which she had only chosen because it was the
second volume of his, she gave a great yawn and said, “How pleasant it
is to spend an evening in this way! 19I declare, after all, there is no
enjoyment like reading! 20How much sooner one tires of anything than of a
book! 21When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not
an excellent library.”
22No one made any reply. 23She then yawned again, threw aside her book, and
cast her eyes round the room in quest of some amusement; when, hearing
her brother mentioning a ball to Miss Bennet, she turned suddenly
towards him and said,—
24“By the bye Charles, are you really serious in meditating a dance at
Netherfield? 25I would advise you, before you determine on it, to consult
the wishes of the present party; I am much mistaken if there are not
some among us to whom a ball would be rather a punishment than a
pleasure.”
26“If you mean Darcy,” cried her brother, “he may go to bed, if he
chooses, before it begins; but as for the ball, it is quite a settled
thing, and as soon as Nicholls has made white soup enough I shall send
round my cards.”
27“I should like balls infinitely better,” she replied, “if they were
carried on in a different manner; but there is something insufferably
tedious in the usual process of such a meeting. 28It would surely be much
more rational if conversation instead of dancing made the order of the
day.”
29“Much more rational, my dear Caroline, I dare say; but it would not be
near so much like a ball.”
30Miss Bingley made no answer, and soon afterwards got up and walked about
the room. 31Her figure was elegant, and she walked well; but Darcy, at
whom it was all aimed, was still inflexibly studious. 32In the
desperation of her feelings, she resolved on one effort more; and,
turning to Elizabeth, said,—
33“Miss Eliza Bennet, let me persuade you to follow my example, and take a
turn about the room. 34I assure you it is very refreshing after sitting so
long in one attitude.”
35Elizabeth was surprised, but agreed to it immediately. 36Miss Bingley
succeeded no less in the real object of her civility: Mr. Darcy looked
up. 37He was as much awake to the novelty of attention in that quarter as
Elizabeth herself could be, and unconsciously closed his book. 38He was
directly invited to join their party, but he declined it, observing that
he could imagine but two motives for their choosing to walk up and down
the room together, with either of which motives his joining them would
interfere. 39What could he mean? 40She was dying to know what could be his
meaning—and asked Elizabeth whether she could at all understand him.
41“Not at all,” was her answer; “but, depend upon it, he means to be
severe on us, and our surest way of disappointing him will be to ask
nothing about it.”
42Miss Bingley, however, was incapable of disappointing Mr. Darcy in
anything, and persevered, therefore, in requiring an explanation of his
two motives.
43“I have not the smallest objection to explaining them,” said he, as soon
as she allowed him to speak. 44“You either choose this method of passing
the evening because you are in each other’s confidence, and have secret
affairs to discuss, or because you are conscious that your figures
appear to the greatest advantage in walking: if the first, I should be
completely in your way; and if the second, I can admire you much better
as I sit by the fire.”
45“Oh, shocking!” cried Miss Bingley. 46“I never heard anything so
abominable. 47How shall we punish him for such a speech?”
48“Nothing so easy, if you have but the inclination,” said Elizabeth. 49“We
can all plague and punish one another. 50Tease him—laugh at him. 51Intimate
as you are, you must know how it is to be done.”
52“But upon my honour I do not. 53I do assure you that my intimacy has not
yet taught me that. 54Tease calmness of temper and presence of mind! 55No,
no; I feel he may defy us there. 56And as to laughter, we will not expose
ourselves, if you please, by attempting to laugh without a subject. 57Mr.
Darcy may hug himself.”
58“Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at!” cried Elizabeth. 59“That is an
uncommon advantage, and uncommon I hope it will continue, for it would
be a great loss to me to have many such acquaintance. 60I dearly love a
laugh.”
61“Miss Bingley,” said he, “has given me credit for more than can be. 62The
wisest and best of men,—nay, the wisest and best of their actions,—may
be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a
joke.”
63“Certainly,” replied Elizabeth, “there are such people, but I hope I am
not one of them. 64I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. 65Follies
and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, do divert me, I own, and I
laugh at them whenever I can. 66But these, I suppose, are precisely what
you are without.”
67“Perhaps that is not possible for anyone. 68But it has been the study of
my life to avoid those weaknesses which often expose a strong
understanding to ridicule.”
69“Such as vanity and pride.”
70“Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. 71But pride—where there is a real
superiority of mind—pride will be always under good regulation.”
72Elizabeth turned away to hide a smile.
73“Your examination of Mr. Darcy is over, I presume,” said Miss Bingley;
“and pray what is the result?”
74“I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect. 75He owns it
himself without disguise.”
76“No,” said Darcy, “I have made no such pretension. 77I have faults enough,
but they are not, I hope, of understanding. 78My temper I dare not vouch
for. 79It is, I believe, too little yielding; certainly too little for the
convenience of the world. 80I cannot forget the follies and vices of
others so soon as I ought, nor their offences against myself. 81My
feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. 82My temper
would perhaps be called resentful. 83My good opinion once lost is lost for
ever.”
84“That is a failing, indeed!” cried Elizabeth. 85“Implacable resentment
is a shade in a character. 86But you have chosen your fault well. 87I
really cannot laugh at it. 88You are safe from me.”
89“There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular
evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome.”
90“And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody.”
91“And yours,” he replied, with a smile, “is wilfully to misunderstand
them.”
92“Do let us have a little music,” cried Miss Bingley, tired of a
conversation in which she had no share. 93“Louisa, you will not mind my
waking Mr. Hurst.”
94Her sister made not the smallest objection, and the pianoforte was
opened; and Darcy, after a few moments’ recollection, was not sorry for
it. 95He began to feel the danger of paying Elizabeth too much attention.